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From Militia HQ · To the applicant

What you are walking into.

A performance program for competitors, former military, and athletes.

Four articles every rep signs before day one. Nobody gets anything that is not in the document. Hover the bars to read what was blacked out.

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Doctrine · Vol. 001Subject: voluntary enlistment
  1. I.

    Militia does not recruit. Our results speak for themselves. We will answer questions. We will shoot you straight. We will not chase you, influence you, or offer you a special deal to join.

  2. II.

    You keep what you earn. Every dollar. Pay bumps and pool adjustments are engineered so no one ever makes less money because a bubba produces well. More sales always means more money for everyone in the chain.

  3. III.

    Leadership is a privilege. Your people chose to follow you. That choice is earned, and it is not permanent.

  4. IV.

    If you don't hold the standard, you get paid every dollar you earned. Then you are removed. No drama. No politics. The standard is the standard.

You came on your own accord.

You asked. We answered. You decided.

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The standard

The standard

Show up on time.

Work the hours.

Be honest.

The hours

We work the hours nobody sees.

Chain of command

The ranks.

Five ranks. Earned once, held for good. How you advance

Private — the PVT patch

Private

PVT · MASTER THE BASICS.

Bubba or team leader.

Sergeant — the SGT patch

Sergeant

SGT · UP TO 3 BUBBAS.

Team leader or squad leader.

Captain — the CPT patch

Captain

CPT · UP TO 15 BUBBAS.

Squad leader or platoon commander.

Major — the MAJ patch

Major

MAJ · UP TO 63 BUBBAS.

Unit leader or field commander.

General — the GEN patch

General

GEN · UP TO 255 BUBBAS.

Field commander, or a seat on the board of erectors.

From the field.

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The filter

Who should not apply.

The filter is high on purpose. Read the list. If you see yourself in it, you just saved both of us a week.

5 reasons not to apply. And what’s on the other side of each one.
  • Anyone who needs to be chased.
  • Anyone who wants a special deal to join.
  • Anyone who has to be told twice.
  • Anyone who thinks the standard is negotiable.
  • Anyone who quits on the first bad day.

Everyone else.
Put your name in.

Enlist

The chain works both directions or it does not work at all.

What Militia owes you

  • Honest feedback.
  • Development resources.
  • Infrastructure that works.

If you are not getting these, say so. That is not insubordination. That is the chain working.

What you owe Militia

  • Show up on time.
  • Work the hours.
  • Be honest.

Three lines. Nobody has ever been removed for a reason that was not on this list.

Selection is by application

Putyournamein.

A name, a phone number and the best thing you did in the last twelve months. Nobody calls you unless you ask them to.

Selection is
by application
Enlist